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Things not to say to me while I’m eating:
- That’s a lot of food
- That’s not enough food
- You’re going to eat all of that???!??
- That looks gross
- That’s not healthy
- That looks healthy
- That’s disgusting
- Why are you eating that?
- I’m glad you’re eating more
In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT.
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[Mindy calls BJ during a show, girl in audience shouts ‘I love you, BJ!’]
Mindy: No one, for the record, has shouted, ‘I love you, Mindy.’
BJ: I love you, Mindy.
[BJ calls Mindy during a show]
Mindy: Are there any cute guys there?
BJ: There’s one on stage…
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